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Quoting bbqchickenrobot:
E=MC^2 is commonly known as the Theory of Relativity. The discovery of this formula by Albert Einstein is what many consider to be the success factor for the US winning the arms race for the Atomic Bomb - the deadliest weapon of all time. However, some five decades later, the US has finally revealed that the events leading up to the creation of the Atom Bomb were intentionally falsified. Upon the de-classification of several top-secret military documents E=MC^2 is, in fact, NOT the real formula and Einstein did not discover it in the manner initially claimed. In actuality, Einstein knew Mr.T and discovered Mr.T's devastating and deadly power of pitification after witnessing a man tell Mr.T that Mohawks are for Sissies. This Jibba Jabba, naturally, upset Mr.T and the man was pittied without mercy. The man was pittied with such astonishing power that Albert couldn't believe what he had just witnessed. With Mr.T's ability to unleash massive amounts of energy and subject fools to unheard of amounts of pitification, Einstein knew exactly what he had stumbled upon. Armed with this knowledge, Einstein quickly delivered the real theory of relativity to our Government. This theory has now been revealed as E=Mr.T^2 - The German's, Russians and Japanese didn't beat us in the arms race for the Atomic Bomb because there's only one Mr.T and he's made in America.
This was a lil joke for all you A-Team/Mr.T lovers... part of the whole chuck norris, Mr.T, Vin Diesel hype goin on right now. Chuck Norris to follow ;)
E=MC^2 is commonly known as the Theory of Relativity. The discovery of this formula by Albert Einstein is what many consider to be the success factor for the US winning the arms race for the Atomic Bomb - the deadliest weapon of all time. However, some five decades later, the US has finally revealed that the events leading up to the creation of the Atom Bomb were intentionally falsified. Upon the de-classification of several top-secret military documents E=MC^2 is, in fact, NOT the real formula and Einstein did not discover it in the manner initially claimed. In actuality, Einstein knew Mr.T and discovered Mr.T's devastating and deadly power of pitification after witnessing a man tell Mr.T that Mohawks are for Sissies. This Jibba Jabba, naturally, upset Mr.T and the man was pittied without mercy. The man was pittied with such astonishing power that Albert couldn't believe what he had just witnessed. With Mr.T's ability to unleash massive amounts of energy and subject fools to unheard of amounts of pitification, Einstein knew exactly what he had stumbled upon. Armed with this knowledge, Einstein quickly delivered the real theory of relativity to our Government. This theory has now been revealed as E=Mr.T^2 - The German's, Russians and Japanese didn't beat us in the arms race for the Atomic Bomb because there's only one Mr.T and he's made in America.
This was a lil joke for all you A-Team/Mr.T lovers... part of the whole chuck norris, Mr.T, Vin Diesel hype goin on right now. Chuck Norris to follow ;)
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